JohneeO's Humor Page

My last Community Advisor Column - The Secrets to Wedded Bliss (August 2001).

My Third Community Advisor Column in the Delaware County Daily Times - The readers provide feedback to previous columns (March 27, 2001).

My Second Community Advisor Column  in the Delaware County Daily Times (January 25, 2001) - Election Closure and Barroom Banter

Dr. Johno on Raising Children (February 23, 2000)

Mr. Child Raising Expert shares with you the little known secrets to raising children.

Tax Day at the Post Office. (April 24, 1999)

Ok, it is April 15, and the usual idiots are rushing to the Post Office at midnight to get their taxes in the mail and postmarked.  If ever there was a time to go Postal, this would be a great time.

This was an article that I wrote many years ago, and it was published in the local newspaper. A lot of people got offended, and called me lots of nasty names. Imagine that! PETA even demanded the newspaper print their rebuttal.

Mr. Travel Expert provides everything you ever needed to know about attending your next national convention.

Mr. Married Expert shares with you the never before revealed secrets for wedded bliss, and how to sleep with one eye open.

Hey boys and girls, here's a great sport! The object is to get hit in the head with the ball! THUNK! YIPPEE!  No need to wonder any more why this is the sport of choice in Third World Countries, Europe, South America, as well as with the American Sucker Moms.

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